Uh, hey. Signal me you're safe and then do not come looking for me please, I'm fine, just got to deal with a magic pest problem. Won't be a minute.
In fact if you don't know what I'm talking about, good, stay wherever it's not happening. The kid with the playing cards has a dragon with personal space issues but the rest of these things are pricks.
[ The journal falls open as Aziraphale tries to protect his questionable choice in library material from the shadow. For one of the few times in his life, he's suddenly valuing the idea of having one of those Mobile Phones. He grabs the journal, retreats into an empty classroom, and hurriedly scribbles a reply. ]
Please learn Mr. Kaiba's name. He gave us a GIFT.
Mine's a bit of a (you know) as well. Where are you? Have you figured out how to manage them? Crowley, I'm coming to find you.
I'm a little busy to be remembering everyone who thought it was our engagement pa
[Suddenly, ink! Scribbling! Someone starts to write something in caps, but it's inked out before it can be a proper word. It'd be funny if it weren't kind of worrisome.]
oh good it thinks this is a fucking group text
Yeah, I've got a brilliant plan, it's called 'now you're trapped and you can't yell forever.'
No, what did I just - I've got it, I can handle it. I said please and everything!
My dear, I think you've forgotten that we're on the same side. You are not handling this alone. I understand you can--I have the utmost faith that you are capable--but we are in this together and
We are partners.
Where did you put it? [ As soon as he writes that, it dawns on him what might be happening here--if it's writing on the same paper and it's supposedly trapped somewhere... ]
As the event starts ramping up, prior to feelings and shade-fighting in Crowley's room
Date: 2019-12-11 11:22 pm (UTC)In fact if you don't know what I'm talking about, good, stay wherever it's not happening. The kid with the playing cards has a dragon with personal space issues but the rest of these things are pricks.
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Date: 2019-12-12 06:54 am (UTC)Please learn Mr. Kaiba's name. He gave us a GIFT.
Mine's a bit of a (you know) as well. Where are you? Have you figured out how to manage them?
Crowley, I'm coming to find you.
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Date: 2019-12-12 07:17 am (UTC)[Suddenly, ink! Scribbling! Someone starts to write something in caps, but it's inked out before it can be a proper word. It'd be funny if it weren't kind of worrisome.]
oh good it thinks this is a fucking group text
Yeah, I've got a brilliant plan, it's called 'now you're trapped and you can't yell forever.'
No, what did I just - I've got it, I can handle it. I said please and everything!
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Date: 2019-12-12 07:25 am (UTC)We are partners.
Where did you put it? [ As soon as he writes that, it dawns on him what might be happening here--if it's writing on the same paper and it's supposedly trapped somewhere... ]
CROWLEY, DID YOU TRAP YOURSELF WITH IT?
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Date: 2019-12-12 07:49 am (UTC)[more scribbling]
It's just not about sides, this isn't someone else, this is my -
It doesn't want me. It just wants to ruin everyone else's stupid day. so just, keep off. For me, all right? and
make it nice and easy for yourself
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Date: 2019-12-12 08:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-12-12 01:45 pm (UTC)and you'll do what?
can't expect you to do the dirty work
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Date: 2019-12-15 07:59 am (UTC)Stay where you are. I'll find you.