IC Contact
Dec. 1st, 2022 06:15 pmHello! You have reached Mr. A. Z. Fell
I may not be in right now, so please leave me a message or your calling card and I will get back to you at my earliest convenience.
Thank you!

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Secret Santa - Only not really
Date: 2022-12-02 01:10 am (UTC)The vase whose magic was meant to keep flowers fresh for longer now held a bouquet of brilliant red gardenias. Any good Victorian would recognize the floral message.
~Secret love~ ]
SECRET SANTA DELIVERY; 1/1
Date: 2023-01-03 07:41 pm (UTC)Attached to the basket is a note reading:]
We're sorry your Secret Santa failed to deliver. We've sent you this gift as an apology. And worry not, your Secret Santa will be dealt with accordingly.
Happy New Years from the fine folks at Zodiac
[Inside the basket he'll find: a couple packs of high quality tea leaves, a tin of gourmet biscuits, a bowtie for a snake, and a $500 gift certificate to a nearby bookstore.
However since he failed deliver his own secret santa, the next day he'll receive another note from Zodiac with the illiteracy curse. So enjoy one day of happiness! ]